No Place Like Home

Cordova is a suburb of Memphis, TN. I've lived there for five years and its okay.

My Dorm Room

• Small Sink
• Twin Bed
• Small Tub
• Small Refrigerator
• Big Desk

My bed is so small

When I lay down I feel tall

I hope I don't fall

What Makes a Woman Hot?

I think confidence and class makes a woman hot. You don't have to show all the goods in order to be sexy. Hot women stand up for themselves and have an inner glow that makes them beautiful.

SNL Skit

This video mocked the 2008 election for president. It featured Hillary Clinton and Sarah Palin look alikes. The jokes were mildly funny often about Sarah Palin's sudden rise to being a vp cnadidate. In order to understand the contxt of this video you have to be familar with the current race to the White House. You must know about Clinton's primary performance and all the buzz about Sarah Palin.

If I Was a Woman...

If I was a woman I would use my sexuality everyday to get what I want. I would wake up in an apartment were I don't pay any bills. I would wear the most expensive clothes that I got someone to buy for me. I would go to a job where I make way too much money because I'm not really qualified but I have a nice relantionship with my boss so its okay. And I would enjoy a stress-free life.

Going Green

In 2008 we all hear how the earth is heating up and what we need to do to stop this from happening. On TV, on the radio, on the internet, everywhere we are informed about the crisis we are living through and now in the spirit of "going green" UT has banned dinner trays and put up signs to keep us students aware and possibly motivated to do something for the enviroment. This banner right on the pedestrian walkway tells UT to "Make Orange Green". The tone is settle and the motto is catchy. We know orange is symbolic of our campus and green is anything that benefits the earth. We as students are told to put the planet first in everything that we do and since we spend a good majority of our time here on campus this is where we should start. This ad appeals to pathos to get students to fell bad about the condition the earth is in and to act on it. I feel the banner is rhetorically effective because this is the perfect time for awareness, the motto is catchy, and now I want to recycle and ride a bike.

Wat Up

Yolkie,
Whats goin homey? As you know I been in Knox chillin enjoying this college life. It aint really what I thought it was goin to be. I was expecting some ignorant stuff to be goin on like in the movies. Everybody seem cool so thats a plus. Classes easy so thats another plus. I really just don't be doin nothing but kicking it. Look I've wrote enough hit me up.
Quentin

Grandma,
Hey How you doin? I've been good. I'm really enjoying myself in school. Classes are going great! I study often and the work has paid off. This weekend i didnt do much just go to the mall with a few friends and see a movie. Tropic Thunder was playing so we saw it, it was funny. Tell everyone I said hello.
Love Quentin