If I Was a Woman...

If I was a woman I would use my sexuality everyday to get what I want. I would wake up in an apartment were I don't pay any bills. I would wear the most expensive clothes that I got someone to buy for me. I would go to a job where I make way too much money because I'm not really qualified but I have a nice relantionship with my boss so its okay. And I would enjoy a stress-free life.